Maintenance report card between pilot and maintenance crew

by **Greg Russell-Brown** Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:21 am

1: Pilot to maintenance crew - (Mouse found in cockpit!)
maintenance crew to pilot - (Cat installed!)

2: Pilot to maintenance crew - (Landing on auto-landing system a little rough!)
maintenance crew to pilot - (Auto-landing system not fitted on this aircraft!)

3: Pilot to maintenance crew - (Number three engine missing!)
maintenance crew to pilot - (Engine found on right wing after brief search!)

4: Pilot to maintenance crew - (Aircraft handles funny!)
maintenance crew to pilot - (Aircraft Warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious!)

5: Pilot to maintenance crew - (Dead bugs on windshield!)
maintenance crew to pilot - (Live bugs on backorder!)