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I know, but this guy doing the flying has no flying experience at all.
He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air…. Yes, birds too.


There is an art … to flying.
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.



Newton's Law states that what goes up, must come down.
Our Law states that what goes up and comes down had damn well better be able to go back up again.


When asked by someone how much money flying takes:
I say: Why, all of it!